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Gentlemen, Star Wars day
is rapidly approaching.
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We should finalize our plans.
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What? That's a real thing?
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What is it, Star
Wars Christmas?
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No. Don't be ridiculous.
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That's Wookiee Life Day.
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So, when is it?
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Uh, well, it's not
May the fifth...
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and it's not May
the third...
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It's May the fourth.
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Get it?
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May the fourth
be with you?
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"May the force be with you."
Get it?
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Oh, no. This face wasn't
because I didn't get it.
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♪ Our whole universe was
in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x22 ♪
The Proton Transmogrification
Original Air Date on May 1,
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Come in.
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Hey, you got a second?
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Yes. Actually, I'm
glad you're here.
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I-I'm working on the
Star Wars Day schedule.
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Now, I have a window built in after
Phantom Menace, for complaining, but...
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...I'm worried an hour
won't be enough time.
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Sheldon, I-I've got
some bad news.
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What is it
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I just read online that
Arthur Jeffries passed away.
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Professor Proton is dead?
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Sorry, buddy.
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What are you doing?
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Comforting you?
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Y-Your heart might be
in the right place,
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but your head, chest and
arms certainly aren't.
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Anyway, the-the
funeral's on Sunday.
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But, that's Star Wars Day.
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Yeah... um...
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of all the things about this that are
sad, that might not be number one.
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You okay? I know he
meant a lot to you.
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I'm fine.
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Okay.
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Yet he cried when they
changed the Raisin Bran box.
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This, uh, this is something
interesting boys and girls.
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After an owl eats, he spits
up part of his meal,
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that he can't digest, in
the form of a pellet.
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Is-Isn't that a hoot?
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We'll be right back after
I fire my writers.
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Oh, shut up.
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Watching your old friend?
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Hmm. Yes.
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Look at him, Amy.
It's such a shame.
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Struck down in the
prime of my life.
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Do you want me to go to
the funeral with you?
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Oh, I'm not going
to the funeral.
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Why not?
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All those people
blowing their noses.
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You can't tell the sick
from the sad. Mm.
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I'll be at home celebrating
Star Wars Day, as planned.
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Are you sure you don't
want to go say good-bye?
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Amy, mourning the inevitable
is a complete waste of time.
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And watching a bunch of goofy space movies
you've seen hundreds of times isn't?
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If we were in a physical relationship,
you just lost sex tonight.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Penny. Happy
Star Wars Day.
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Okay.
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Can I make you breakfast?
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Admiral Ackbar's Snack Bar
is open for business.
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No, thanks. Leonard and I are
just going to the funeral.
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You sure. Not even coffee?
We have R2-Decaf.
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Maybe a nice Cafe Au Leia?
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And if you're not
in the mood for coffee,
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I can always make you
a Chai Tea-3PO.
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Oh, I get it-- like C-3PO.
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What happened to me?
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Hey, uh, Sheldon,
you want anything?
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Uh, no, thank you.
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You're being so quiet.
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Are you upset or are
you just rebooting?
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I'm fine.
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Sweetie, are you sure you don't want
to come with us to the funeral?
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Oh, I appreciate
the offer,
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but Arthur is gone and there's
nothing I can do about it.
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When Darth Vader
struck down Obi-Wan,
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did Luke cry like a baby
and go to his funeral?
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No. He blew up the Death Star.
Why do I know this?!
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Arthur Jeffries
was a scientist.
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I'm sure he didn't care about silly
superstitions like funerals.
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You know, if he were here, I think
he'd say, "Enjoy Star Wars Day."
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He was 84; He'd say,
"Where's my pudding?"
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Before you go, at least
let me pack you some
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Attack of the Scones
for the road.
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Oh, like Attack
of the Clones.
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We are leaving right now.
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Arthur passing away was harder on
Sheldon than he's ready to admit.
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Really hoping
this will cheer him up.
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Me, too.
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Although, it might've been thoughtless
of us to bake a Death Star cake.
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No, it combines two of
Sheldon's favorite things:
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Chocolate chips and the ability to destroy
a planet at the push of a button.
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Well, anyway, it'll be a
nice surprise for the boys.
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And Howie doesn't think I
take his interests seriously,
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so hopefully this will keep
him fooled for a while.
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Okay, let's get the fondant
and start decorating.
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This is pretty cool.
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You don't see too
many spherical cakes.
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I wonder why that is.
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- I have a confession to make.
- Hmm?
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I've never been
to a funeral before.
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Really?
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I just never knew
anyone that died.
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I had a pet pig
when I was a kid.
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I mean, when he died, we didn't
have a funeral, we had a barbecue.
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Yeah, we won't be
eating Arthur tonight.
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I didn't know him very well,
but I still really liked him.
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It's weird that he's...
just gone.
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I know.
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I feel like I want to cry.
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Oh... that's-that's fine.
Go ahead.
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- I can't do it with you
staring at me. - Sorry.
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No, I'm dry.
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You're a big crybaby--
you start, I'll join in.
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I am not a crybaby.
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Toy Story 3?
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The toys were holding
hands in a furnace!
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Look, A-Arthur
lived a full life.
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And he inspired a
lot of people.
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Sure, he-he was my
childhood hero, but...
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the fact that I got to work with
him, side by side, before he...
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died was...
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it was... it was a gift.
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It was a gift.
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Thank you for being the emotional
one in this relationship.
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- I got your back.
- Yeah.
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Okay, here we go.
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Episode I--
The Phantom Menace.
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Let's get this over with.
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Since we all agree Episode I isn't our
favorite, maybe we just skip it this time.
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Yeah, Howard, I think you of all people
should avoid espousing the principle
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that if something is not our favorite
we should just get rid of it.
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You know, I heard this way of watching
the movies called the Machete Order,
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where you watch Episodes IV
and V, then skip Episode I,
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watch II and III as a flashback,
and then finish with VI.
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Okay, so you'd lose
most of Jar Jar,
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all the trade route talk, and
the boring senate hearings,
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which are like watching
C-SPAN with monsters.
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Get rid of the
trade route part?
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Then how would Palpatine get Chancellor
Valorum kicked out of office?
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- Eh. - How would he get
himself elected? How?
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Can we get through one holiday without
you saying something ridiculous?
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It was just a suggestion.
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Well, you know what else
was just a suggestion?
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"Why don't we change
the Raisin Bran box?"
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Hmm? And you know
who got hurt by that?
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Every single person
who eats breakfast!
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Wow.
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I think he's taking this Professor
Proton thing pretty hard.
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Should we try
to console him?
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Or... should we respect his
privacy in this moment of grief?
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By staying here and
watching the movie.
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That's what good
friends would do!
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Well, at least without Sheldon here,
we got to start with Episode IV.
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Mm, true.
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- I do feel guilty about him.
- Me, too.
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- Maybe we should see
how he's doing. - Yeah.
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- But after the cantina scene.
Obviously.
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Look at Arthur...
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cracking up at a
joke I told him.
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I'll never hear
that laugh again.
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You never heard
it that time.
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Arthur!
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- I thought you were dead.
- I am.
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Oh, it-it's fantastic.
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I mean, this is the longest that I've
gone without running into a men's room
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in-in years.
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Why are you here?
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I-I don't know. I was...
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I was hoping I was going
to haunt my ex-wife.
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I know why.
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You've come to me because
you're my Obi-Wan.
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I'm-I'm not... I'm not
familiar with that. Is...
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is-is that an...
an Internet?
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Wow. Uh, you're dead, so I'm
going to let that slide.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi is a
character from Star Wars.
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After his physical demise, he comes to Luke
Skywalker as his mentor in spirit form.
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- Well, that... that clears that up.
- Yeah.
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You must be here
to give me advice.
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Well, this... this is weird.
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Most-most of my
robes open in...
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in the back.
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Those are your Jedi robes.
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Oh, wait. What...?
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What-what... what is this?
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Oh! Be careful
with that!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Oh, neato.
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I'm, uh... I'm going
to need a Band-Aid.
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So...
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what did you think
of your first funeral?
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Well, I don't want to be a jerk,
but it was kind of a bummer.
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Yeah, well, when I die, you
can rent a bounce house.
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You think about dying?
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Mm. Well, I think more about
if I'd have any regrets.
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- What would you regret? - Mm, you
know, that I didn't travel more,
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take more risks, learn
another language.
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You know Klingon.
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- That's true.
- No, I meant that as a regret.
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I just thought of one more.
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What's that?
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I regret not saying "yes" when
you asked me to marry you.
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Well, it just wasn't
the right time.
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Yeah.
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And this is also not the
right time. Do not propose.
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- What? - I know that face.
That's your propose face.
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I was not gonna propose.
It's already two to one.
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What's two to one?
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I proposed twice, you
proposed once. Two to one.
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Oh, my... It's
not a contest.
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I don't know what
you're upset about.
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- I'm the one who's losing.
- Okay.
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Fine. Would you feel better if I propose
so you could turn me down again?
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Yeah, I think I would.
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Okay. Leonard,
will you marry me?
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Hmm.
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No, don't you dare. You reject
me right now and tie things up.
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It's just such a big decision. I
don't want to have any regrets.
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Did you ever watch Professor
Proton when you were a kid?
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No. My dad controlled the TV, so
unless someone was a Texas Ranger,
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Jake or the Fatman,
we didn't see it.
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I never watched him, either,
but he seems to be the reason
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that Sheldon got
interested in science.
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Not me. I got into science 'cause I was
always the smallest kid in school,
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so I thought if I
became a scientist,
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I could invent a formula
that made me taller.
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That's cute.
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00:14:18,537 --> 00:14:21,244
Yeah, I thought it was working for
a while, but then I found out
242
00:14:21,270 --> 00:14:24,638
my brother was just lowering the
pencil marks on the door frame.
243
00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:27,773
How about you?
244
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,247
Oh, I guess it must have been back
when I was in the Girl Sprouts.
245
00:14:33,213 --> 00:14:34,393
Girl Sprouts?
246
00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:38,038
My mom made it up as an
alternative to the Girl Scouts.
247
00:14:38,057 --> 00:14:42,338
She didn't want me selling cookies on
some street corner "like a whore."
248
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,404
How did that get
you into science?
249
00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:52,871
Oh, I went to the library and took out a
book on biology to see what whores did.
250
00:14:56,586 --> 00:14:59,117
On the one hand,
if I say yes...
251
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,787
This isn't funny anymore.
252
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,630
Just say no so we're done with this.
Will you marry me or not?
253
00:15:04,663 --> 00:15:08,623
Ooh, interesting. Did you just
propose to me again?
254
00:15:09,929 --> 00:15:11,250
- No.
- Really?
255
00:15:11,263 --> 00:15:13,013
Because I just heard,
"Will you marry me?"
256
00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:15,490
That's two
proposals, one day.
257
00:15:16,670 --> 00:15:18,470
Sounds like someone wants
to spend the rest of her life
258
00:15:18,489 --> 00:15:21,302
telling people how to spell
the name Hofstadter.
259
00:15:22,829 --> 00:15:25,218
You know what? Fine.
Do whatever you want.
260
00:15:26,103 --> 00:15:27,550
Hey.
261
00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:30,150
Penny, don't get upset.
262
00:15:30,174 --> 00:15:31,741
Here.
263
00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:36,046
I love you, but, no, I
will not marry you.
264
00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:37,533
Thank you.
265
00:15:37,553 --> 00:15:40,745
Now, about that second proposal.
On the one hand...
266
00:15:52,569 --> 00:15:55,068
Where... where... where are we?
267
00:15:56,235 --> 00:15:58,767
This is the swampland
of Dagobah.
268
00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:02,689
It's where Luke was trained
in the ways of the Jedi.
269
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:06,456
Oh. Too bad. I thought
it was Florida.
270
00:16:13,270 --> 00:16:16,994
When Obi-Wan came to
Luke on this very spot,
271
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,122
he gave him all sorts
of helpful advice.
272
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:21,811
So, um...
273
00:16:22,836 --> 00:16:25,271
what do you got for me?
274
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,896
Um...
275
00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:30,827
always...
276
00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:33,443
get... get a prenup.
277
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,563
That's it?
278
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,533
I thought there'd be more
of a reason why you're here.
279
00:16:42,547 --> 00:16:43,866
Well,
280
00:16:43,891 --> 00:16:46,778
why-why do you
think I'm here?
281
00:16:46,791 --> 00:16:50,220
I suppose it has something to
do with your recent passing.
282
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,078
Is-is this the...
283
00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:55,536
the first time you've lost, you
know, someone close to you?
284
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,642
Oh, no. No.
285
00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:01,625
I've already had to say
good-bye to 11 Dr. Whos.
286
00:17:04,094 --> 00:17:08,286
Yeah, I've-I've outlived a
few of my doctors, too.
287
00:17:10,076 --> 00:17:13,295
Of course, my grandfather
died when I was five.
288
00:17:13,308 --> 00:17:16,280
My father died
when I was 14.
289
00:17:16,293 --> 00:17:19,090
I'm... I'm sorry about that.
290
00:17:19,116 --> 00:17:21,515
And now you're gone, too.
291
00:17:22,718 --> 00:17:26,104
It's like all the men I've
looked up to have gone away.
292
00:17:27,738 --> 00:17:30,951
Well, you know, it's...
it's okay to...
293
00:17:30,972 --> 00:17:33,772
to be sad about them.
Just...
294
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:37,443
just make sure, you
know, you appreciate
295
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:40,341
those who... who are
still there for you.
296
00:17:41,837 --> 00:17:44,272
But I do appreciate them.
297
00:17:45,454 --> 00:17:47,621
Well, then,
298
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,540
what am I doing
in a swamp...
299
00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:57,156
...dressed like Friar Tuck?
300
00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:06,031
Appreciate them, Sheldon.
301
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,826
Hey, buddy.
302
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,846
Heard you're having a rough day.
You all right?
303
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,387
I'm okay.
304
00:18:15,785 --> 00:18:18,069
How was the funeral?
305
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,610
It was nice, you know.
306
00:18:21,629 --> 00:18:24,125
A lot of people showed up,
307
00:18:24,147 --> 00:18:27,054
told some great
stories about him.
308
00:18:27,081 --> 00:18:30,554
Did you know that Arthur's
son is a high school sci...?
309
00:18:46,731 --> 00:18:49,678
Hey, the guys are about to start Jedi.
You want to go watch?
310
00:18:49,698 --> 00:18:51,374
I do.
311
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:56,464
After I make them go back and
watch one through five first.
312
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:01,271
Sheldon, that-that'll
take us all night.
313
00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:03,191
That's true.
314
00:19:03,216 --> 00:19:05,698
Oh, it's a good
thing I had a nap.
315
00:19:11,725 --> 00:19:16,143
Boy, some of the physical comedy with
Jar Jar is a little tough to watch.
316
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,347
At least they toned him
down in the second one.
317
00:19:21,374 --> 00:19:23,546
Yeah, he is pretty stupid.
318
00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:29,134
Hey, we can say it.
You can't.
319
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:31,898
Hey, guys.
320
00:19:31,914 --> 00:19:33,463
Happy Star Wars Day!
321
00:19:34,352 --> 00:19:35,558
Wow!
322
00:19:35,577 --> 00:19:37,439
- A Death Star cake!
- Yeah.
323
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:39,219
We were hoping it
might cheer you up.
324
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,940
And even though it meant
we had to miss the movies,
325
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,480
we could still be
part of the fun.
326
00:19:42,504 --> 00:19:44,751
Well, you didn't miss anything.
We just started over.
327
00:19:44,763 --> 00:19:46,868
Son of a bitch.
328
00:20:04,091 --> 00:20:05,358
You're back.
329
00:20:05,383 --> 00:20:07,507
Yeah, apparently, um,
330
00:20:07,534 --> 00:20:10,675
I'm here whenever...
when-whenever you need me.
331
00:20:10,696 --> 00:20:12,398
That's nice.
332
00:20:13,263 --> 00:20:15,623
May-Maybe for you.
333
00:20:17,648 --> 00:20:20,228
Why do I need you now?
334
00:20:20,249 --> 00:20:22,536
Well, as near as
I could tell,
335
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:26,894
you-you fell asleep
watching Star Wars, and now
336
00:20:26,914 --> 00:20:30,061
you're-you're dreaming
you're watching Star Wars.
337
00:20:30,087 --> 00:20:31,874
So?
338
00:20:31,893 --> 00:20:34,720
I mean, don't-don't you
see a problem there?
339
00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:36,913
I mean, how-how
you're spending
340
00:20:36,941 --> 00:20:39,554
your limited time on Earth?
341
00:20:40,763 --> 00:20:42,406
Not at all.
342
00:20:43,211 --> 00:20:45,396
Okay, good luck to you.
343
00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:52,540
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